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Owen Lawrence, the practice manager and clerk (apparently its like being a football agent 鈥� managing talent), kicks off by complaining that he has worked every Saturday for the past four months. That doesn鈥檛 leave much time for a life outside work, it seems 鈥� he calls his wife 鈥渁 clerk鈥檚 widow鈥�, and all his best friends are also clerks.

Meanwhile, Michael, practice director, is keen to describe what 39 Essex Street does: 鈥淟itigation, mediation, arbitration.鈥�

He also wants to dispel the myth that the Bar is obsessed with Rumpole of the Bailey. This would be more convincing were it not for the fact that John Mortimer鈥檚 hero has such a hold over his colleagues. Rebecca has read all the books, Peter wanted to be him and Owen excitedly tells us that he used to work with one of the scriptwriters for the TV series.

Karim entered the profession because of LA Law. 鈥業鈥檝e always wanted to say: You can't handle the truth!鈥�

Not so Karim. He entered the profession because of LA Law. 鈥淚鈥檝e always wanted to say, 鈥榊ou can't handle the truth,鈥欌�� he says. A Few Good Men, I think he means.

Given the degree to which Michael wants to keep a lid on things, it is gratifying to learn that he was 鈥渕auled鈥� by a thirty-something property solicitor at the chambers鈥� summer party, some weeks ago.

He can't seem to behave himself on overseas trips, either. On a recent trip to the Middle East, he gate-crashed French president Nicolas Sarkozy鈥檚 launch party for the Louvre in Abu Dhabi.

Peter says he likes to wear jumpers with holes in them because he鈥檚 an indie kid at heart

It seems we鈥檝e finally left the topic of work behind, and with that it鈥檚 full steam ahead to sport. Nearly all the group play rugby: Owen played for the London Broncos 鈥� now known as Harlequins 鈥� professionally for several years and Michael was a serious enough player to have broken his nose three times. "My wife said if I didn鈥檛 stop, she鈥檇 break it again,鈥� he says.

Karim played at college and even Jarvis Cocker-shaped Peter held the unlikely position of second row. 鈥淭he key thing is to only make 50% of the breaks,鈥� he says. 鈥淚t鈥檚 about looking good.鈥� Owen says he wouldn鈥檛 much want Peter on his team.

Speaking of looking good, they seem to know a lot of barristers who look scruffy despite being very rich. Peter says he likes to wear jumpers with holes in them because he鈥檚 an indie kid at heart, although he鈥檚 starting to suspect those days might be over.

Come the fourth round, it鈥檚 clearly getting too late for Rebecca, as she鈥檚 crying out: 鈥淚 can鈥檛 see! I can鈥檛 see!鈥� We decide to call it a night.