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We are in a popular City watering hole, and it鈥檚 not easy to find a table at first, but luckily one becomes vacant and we dive for it.

The Hurley Palmer Flatt lot are in high spirits already. On the way to the pub they鈥檝e been chatting about new year鈥檚 resolutions, but it quickly becomes apparent that none of them really make any. Ever.

鈥淚 never make them because I鈥檇 just break them,鈥� reasons Stuart, foolishly leaving himself open to suggestions. Right on cue, Nick interjects: 鈥淐an I suggest you get more sleep 鈥� look at him.鈥�

Resigned to ridicule, Stuart does think of a way to improve his life in 2007: 鈥淚 must stop buying tan coloured trousers.鈥�

Ever the responsible boss, Paul F is the most upbeat about resolutions, although it soon becomes clear that he has a different slant on the subject to most people. 鈥淓veryone always focuses on the negative ones like stopping smoking,鈥� he says while everyone nods and grunts in agreement. 鈥淪o let鈥檚 think about the more positive ones 鈥� drink more, smoke more,鈥� he laughs.

While we鈥檙e on the new year theme, it is noted that the second Tuesday of January is said to be the day when on average most relationships end, because it is, after all, a time for reflection and new beginnings.

Stuart suggests that as a positive response to that, 好色先生TV should run a 鈥渓onely hard-hats鈥� column for those in the industry looking for love. Many dodgy innuendos ensue, so it is up to the boss, Paul F, to move things on, deftly turning the conversation to money management.

It is comforting to hear the managing director of a building services and engineering consultancy can be as ill-disciplined as the next man when it comes to personal finances. 鈥淚t鈥檚 different in business, but in terms of running your home it doesn鈥檛 matter how much you earn 鈥� you spend it. I was always overdrawn 鈥� always.鈥�

Nick thinks that women take more efficient control of the purse strings because they are 鈥渞isk averse鈥�. Stuart heartily disagrees: 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 say that all women are risk averse based on your wife.鈥�

The two cannot agree, so the subject turns to a more controversial one 鈥� which celebrities they most look like.

Paul R comes out of it worst, likened to Eastenders character Phil Mitchell and comedian Harry Hill. Paul F is gleefully told he looks like Tory politician Michael Portillo and Tony Hadley, lead singer of Spandau Ballet.

鈥淵eah, Paul鈥檚 being lined up for a stand-in role at the Diana memorial gig,鈥� adds Nick. Everyone laughs, and it鈥檚 time for another round 鈥�