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It had all seemed like a such a good idea. What better way to raise a bit of money for a good cause, have a bit of fun and spread a bit of festive cheer, than organise an, erm, ice sculpting competition between top industry professionals? The obvious thing, right?

But as I wandered lost, late and cold around an industrial estate in deepest Wimbledon, it鈥檚 fair to say that some doubts did start to creep in. Would I ever find the renowned Hamiltons Ice Sculpting? Would anyone else? And how dangerous are ice sculpting tools anyway? Organising an event that was responsible for causing serious injury to senior construction folk wasn鈥檛 something I particularly wanted on either my conscience or my CV.

And when I finally stumble upon Unit 54, Wimbledon Stadium Business Centre, I鈥檓 not immediately reassured. The low-rise tin roofed warehouse building seems a pretty unprepossessing place for a competition between some of construction鈥檚 great and good. There is no mistaking it though, with an open door revealing impressive, tall refrigerators, and great chunks of melting ice strewn about the floor.

Fortunately, however, on entering I quickly find I鈥檓 not the only one to make it - three teams are already there, and a quick phone call assures me that the other (or at least part of the other) is on its way.

The founder of Hamiltons, Duncan Hamilton, is midway through taking the competitors through a potted history of his firm鈥檚 most daring and inspiring commissions, from making 10,000 ice glasses for the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland ice bar, to an arresting full scale-model of a polar bear carved around a bronze cast of a real bear鈥檚 skeleton. The work is elegant, dazzling and inspiring, and - according to Duncan - simply great fun to produce. Maybe, just maybe, this is going to work.

The idea for this ice sculpting challenge had been borne out of a desire by 好色先生TV to do our bit to raise money for the construction industry鈥檚 homelessness charity, Crash, while also marking the festive period with an event that was fun - and did its bit to reawaken the age-old rivalry between contractors, consultants and architects over who really knows how to build a building. The task - simply for teams of novices to carve the best building they could from a block of ice, as judged by industry experts. We knew - and as the story of the day ultimately demonstrated - the natural competitiveness of the industry, and their desire to prove themselves the best, would do the rest.

Frozen

Before we could get started, though, we needed some competitors - and some people qualified to judge their output. A quick call round the industry identified three willing firms happy to put up a team to compete for the honour of winning out. Architect Pringle Brandon Perkins + Will, consultant Gleeds, and contractor Willmott Dixon. But we also thought that, instead of carping from the sidelines in typical journalist fashion, 好色先生TV should stand up and be counted in the arena of ice mastery. Step forward the building technical team - technical editor Thomas Lane, and architectural writer Ike Ijeh - as the fourth group willing to have their mettle tested.

To judge all the efforts, we felt an engineer with a strong design ethos would be perfect. We called Gerry O鈥橞rien, partner at boutique practice AKTII, a practice that actually advised Zaha Hadid on whether an ice palace she created would be strong enough to stand up. Amazingly, he agreed to help. In addition, Trevor Cotterell, MD of design firm Areen Design - a huge supporter of Crash already - was the perfect complement to O鈥橞rien鈥檚 engineering nous.

We had one big remaining problem. Ice sculpting - particularly with such a renowned practitioner of the art as Duncan Hamilton - isn鈥檛 free. There to save the day was consultant Gleeds, which put its hand in its pocket to sponsor the whole thing, thereby making it all possible. We were ready to go. Game on.

The first time in forever

It鈥檚 fair to say that any trepidation being felt by the teams starts growing exponentially as Duncan Hamilton takes us round his practice, explaining how the ice is made, and the tools by which it is manipulated. It is all getting a bit real. Now Hamilton starts demonstrating his art, taking a single block of ice and sawing, carving and chiselling it into a perfectly formed sea shell in mere minutes in front of our eyes. Hamilton uses wood tools with confident deft strokes, powerful and controlled, taking chunks of ice out with precision at pace. 鈥淥f course I鈥檝e been doing this for 40 years,鈥� he explains, as audible gasps come from the teams, each member internally wondering just how they will match up to this demonstration of finely honed skill. Willmott Dixon鈥檚 James Whitehouse tries to bluff it out: 鈥淪imple. Sweet. No problem,鈥� he says with a grin, but the shake of the head tells the real story. 鈥淚 know,鈥� Hamilton apologises, 鈥渋t鈥檚 not fair really.鈥�

Once the demonstration is over it鈥檚 time to get started. The teams pick up a standard set of tools, along with an apron and gloves to handle the ice. A brief pause to get acquainted with it all and away they go: a 400mm x 200mm x 200mm block of ice, two hours and access on demand to Hamiltons鈥� team of experts is all they get.

Immediately it becomes apparent the range of buildings the teams have chosen - as well as the varying levels of preparation undertaken. From a world-famous 12th century Italian bell tower, to the winner of this year鈥檚 Carbuncle Cup award and a building so new it has yet to be constructed, the history of construction is represented (see team boxes). Each team is given the option to affix another block of ice to their original block if they want to make something with taller proportions - something that the team from Gleeds, inexplicably, turn down, given that they have opted to build a replica of the Empire State 好色先生TV. It鈥檚 a decision, it鈥檚 fair to say, that will come back to haunt them.

Pringle Brandon鈥檚 Jamie Brandon has the most daunting task, as by now it has been confirmed that his erstwhile partner for the event has left him in the lurch and won鈥檛 be making it. However, he launches quickly into things with great efficiency, quickly organising for another block to be attached by the team of helpers and getting started on his chosen building - Pringle Brandon鈥檚 planned Shoreditch skyscraper 鈥渢he Stage鈥� - and its eye-catching geometric form.

While both Gleeds and the 好色先生TV team spend time fiddling about with plans, Willmott Dixon鈥檚 team rapidly add another block, measure out a circle on the top with compasses, and go about carving the tall cylinder that will make the basis of their attempt to recreate the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Using the tools they look the part, giving off a sense of practical competence not so evident in the other teams. 鈥淚鈥檓 really enjoying working with the ice,鈥� says John, immediately conveying the impression that he has actually worked with other materials to compare it to. 鈥淭he ice is lovely to work with.鈥�

Do you wanna build a snowman?

An hour in and the buildings are starting to take shape. The Gleeds team is realising the complexity of the interlocking blocks that make out the bottom third of the Empire State. 鈥淲e鈥檙e feeling a bit under pressure,鈥� says Keith. Meanwhile Jamie for Pringle Brandon is starting on carving the deep groove running top to bottom down the plan section after crafting a very good approximation of the Stage鈥檚 distinctive shape. 鈥淚t鈥檚 terrifying cutting in. Cut one piece in the wrong place and it鈥檚 game over.鈥�

Meanwhile the 好色先生TV team, who have chosen Rafael Vinoly鈥檚 controversial Walkie Talkie as their muse, are still struggling with getting a representation of its basic shape right. For Willmott Dixon it鈥檚 time to cut in the distinctive bell chamber at the top of the campanile. 鈥淭his is the bit that sorts the men from the boys,鈥� says James. It鈥檚 impossible not to notice, at this point, that while the other buildings, being more modern, have limited detailing once the shape is in place, Willmott Dixon have given themselves a huge task to mimic the hundreds of arches in the leaning tower鈥檚 Romanesque design. They鈥檙e working at pace but time is definitely against them.

Gleeds, however, have bigger - or in some senses, smaller - problems on their hands. There is no doubting that the decision not to add an additional block of ice has left the team with a somewhat stumpy Empire State building - not quite the soaring dimension of a structure that was the world鈥檚 tallest for nearly 40 years after its construction. 鈥淚n hindsight,鈥� Greg admits 鈥渨e should really have used two blocks of ice, but we were worried it鈥檇 have a big line across the middle of it.鈥�

The buildings aren鈥檛 complete but it鈥檚 already clear this is going to count against them in the judging. Judge Gerry O鈥橞rien jokes that this is the problem with getting a QS to carve a building. 鈥淭his is why projects are going wrong everywhere. They鈥檝e obviously only priced for the bottom third of the building.鈥�

As the teams get to the end of their time, the pressure starts to mount. Willmott Dixon pull in Duncan and a hot plate to the base of their tower to melt a lean into it in the last couple of minutes. Jamie from Pringle Brandon is battling the tendency of the ice to melt faster than he can carve the building鈥檚 many little balconies. 鈥淚鈥檓 just hoping the small details don鈥檛 melt. It鈥檚 not going to be up to the scratch of the actual building,鈥� he admits.

The 好色先生TV team has a bigger problem - time. Like the actual project, their building comes in late as they struggle with adding the fluting on the outside, drawing the ire of the judges. 鈥淭his whole thing brings new meaning to the term liquidated damages,鈥� deadpans Ike.

Let it go

Then, as quick as it started, time is called, and it鈥檚 over to the judges to quiz the contestants before reaching their decision. The judges are each marking the teams out of 10 on five categories - effort, technical complexity, resemblance to the real thing, structural integrity, and artistic merit. 鈥淲here鈥檚 the rest of the building?鈥� asks Areen鈥檚 Cotterell of the Gleeds team. They protest that while it may be smaller than desired, at least it was delivered on time and on budget. 鈥淚t looks significantly under budget to me,鈥� quips O鈥橞rien.

O鈥橞rien then asks Willmott Dixon whether they鈥檝e managed to get a bell in the bell tower too - they haven鈥檛 - but they鈥檝e certainly made an approximation, utilising some bold scoops, of the structure鈥檚 many arches. The scrutiny is over and its time for the judges to confer.

So what is the judges鈥� verdict? As well as wearing the warming pride of victory back to their respective firms, the teams stand to win a bottle of champagne and an ice frog carved by Duncan - a wry nod to the 鈥渇rog鈥� indentation found in a standard house brick - for victory. A prize worth competing for.

鈥淭he effort overall has been incredibly impressive. They鈥檙e all amazing in the situation. But there is a clear winner,鈥� says Cotterell. Pringle Brandon鈥檚 effort while good, he says, was undermined by its lack of any detail. The 好色先生TV team likewise were scored down for lack of detail as well as the fact the project 鈥渃ame in late鈥�. Gleeds? 鈥淚 think fear crept in at the early stages,鈥� is Cotterell鈥檚 diplomatic conclusion.

The winner then? The Willmott Dixon team, for its stunning Leaning Tower of Pisa. From the start it was pretty clear these guys looked sharp. Now they look knackered - but very, very pleased with themselves. They鈥檇 had a great day. Despite my initial fears, it had all worked out in the end.