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Planes, trains and Boris Johnson

What is it about travelling to Mipim? Last year hundreds of delegates were delayed at St Pancras due to a fire on the track at Lille 鈥� and this year hundreds were once again delayed en route to Cannes. Snowy weather led to high-speed trains being cancelled in the north of France as well as delays to flights from Heathrow. London mayor Boris Johnson was among those caught up in delays at Heathrow, and subsequently arrived late for his keynote speech at the conference. Never one to miss a trick, Johnson quipped the snow delay was
鈥渁ll the more reason to increase [London鈥檚] aviation capacity鈥�. The most unusual travel story doing the rounds was that a group from engineer Ramboll ended up 鈥渟tranded鈥� in Amsterdam for eight hours on their way to Cannes. A likely story 鈥�

Displacement activity

Sticking with Boris, the mayor was once again the talk of the conference after his conspicuous absence last year. Inevitably, there were jokes aplenty about his French hosts. He trotted out the oft-heard claim London is 鈥渢he sixth biggest French city鈥� (with 250,000 French inhabitants) before speculating that it is soon likely to 鈥渕ove up the rankings鈥� thanks to French president Francois Hollande鈥檚 punitive taxes on the rich. However, Boris got so carried away with his French-bashing that he ended up criticising his hosts for something they certainly weren鈥檛 responsible for - the UK鈥檚 lack of airport capacity. 鈥淭he airport situation is an incredible indictment on this country,鈥�
he said. A slight pause followed before he added: 鈥淥h wait! Not this country - this is France!鈥�

Under the weather

One of the earliest sights at this year鈥檚 Mipim was that of a digger frantically preparing sea defences to protect the restaurants and corporate-themed entertainment areas that line the beach front at Cannes from the ominous approach of high tides due to a sea swell. There were no reports of a wash-out later in the week so I can only assume that the makeshift defences held up. Luckily, those who managed to arrive in Cannes early in the week found themselves rewarded with blissful sunshine, although the weather tailed off spectacularly during the week. There were even reports of snow on the Friday, a previously unheard of phenomenon at Mipim, which, if nothing else, is designed around the expectation of Mediterranean sun. Sacr茅 bleu!

Three men in a bath

Mipim is also an opportunity to trump your achievements to clients, suppliers and rivals, and naturally Turner & Townsend sought to do this at its breakfast briefing on the commercial sector. Robert Deatker, project director on London鈥檚 Shard - which T&T project managed - told guests about the firm鈥檚 achievements helping to deliver Western Europe鈥檚 tallest building. One little known detail was the task of manoeuvring two tonne baths up to the tower鈥檚 plush apartments on floors 53 to 65 of the 72-storey skyscraper. Deatker said the weighty baths had to be 鈥渧alue engineered鈥� (translation: made lighter) to fit them in the goods lifts. He added that the baths can fit three people, although reassuringly he added T&T hasn鈥檛 tested this out.