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Sweet diplomacy

Richard Steer, senior partner at Gleeds, is well known for his proficiency in the publicity game, which perhaps explains why he invited the Candy brothers to attend Prince Charles鈥� speech at the RIBA last week, an event that Gleeds sponsored. Steer could not have been hoping to engineer a public confrontation between the Candys and the man who has so taken against their Chelsea Barracks scheme, could he? Fortunately, the boys politely declined the invitation and sent director Tim Simpson in their place. And before you ask, no it wasn鈥檛 him who shouted 鈥淒own with the monarchy!鈥� as the prince left the room.

One-to-one attention

Steve Morgan, the founder of Redrow, has wasted no time stamping his mark on the company since returning after a boardroom coup earlier this year. Although the move was rather cruelly likened by one City analyst to a 鈥渄og returning to its vomit鈥�, the latest trading update sets out his vision to return the company to its 鈥渉istoric position of a premium brand鈥�. Maybe he should now turn his attention to the company slogan 鈥� which can be seen on hoardings across the country. It reads: 鈥淲e only build one home. Yours.鈥� An ambiguous claim in this economic climate.

On special offer

The growing backlash against Tesco and its treatment of suppliers has apparently spread to some unusual spots. We hear that Jojo鈥檚, a popular BYOB tapas bar in Whitstable, Kent, is staging its very own protest against the supermarket giant. Rob Smith, a regular patron and senior partner of Davis Langdon, reports that while standard corkage in the restaurant is 拢2, customers wishing to drink a bottle bought from Tesco must pay 拢4 for the privilege. Talk about sour grapes.

Die hard

A sharp-eyed reader sent us this snap of a somewhat ironic juxtaposition of high-visibility vest slogans on the streets of London earlier this year. Was it just a stroke of chance, or did Verry rather optimistically adopt Manchester United鈥檚 famous chant 鈥� displayed on the vest on the right 鈥� before its untimely demise earlier this month? It clearly worked for the Red Devils, but poor old Verry couldn鈥檛 avoid relegation.

No sex please, we鈥檙e Chinese

British MPs embarrassed by the expenses scandal should spare a thought for their Chinese counterparts. Red-faced officials in Chongqing this week demanded the rapid demolition of a raunchy new attraction. Love Land was to be China鈥檚 first sex theme park, including displays of giant genitalia and rotating statues of nearly-naked women. Quite a design brief, we imagine. But the blushing bureaucrats branded the park 鈥渧ulgar and ill-minded鈥�, and sent in the wrecking balls before it had even opened. Suddenly Abu Dhabi鈥檚 Ferrari World seems rather tame.

They鈥檝e started, so they should finish

Tough questions were asked in the House of Lords last week. Nothing to do with whether it鈥檚 immoral to put a bag of Maltesers on expenses, but at a product launch of eco-friendly cement. In the hot seat was John Watt, boss of RockTron. He came in for intense questioning by former 好色先生TVnight journo Margaret Gilmore in an amusing recreation of TV show Mastermind. Maybe the fees office should follow suit 鈥�

The price isn鈥檛 right

In last week鈥檚 Hansom we noted the high calibre of architects bidding for a leisure centre in Worthing with 鈥� so we said 鈥� a price tag of 拢1.5m. We have been informed that while the fee would be around 拢1.5m, the project will have an overall value of 拢20m to 拢25m. So that explains it. Apologies to all concerned!