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I hear that John Prescott鈥檚 disengagement from the political scene hasn鈥檛 been going as smoothly as he would have liked. At a recent planning inspectors conference, Prezza swept past senior officials on a staircase before confidently walking into a broom cupboard. And then, as if things weren鈥檛 bad enough, I鈥檓 told that after dinner the same evening he and his entourage tried to leave in such a hurry that they walked straight into the kitchen. Go on, admit it: you鈥檙e going to miss him, aren鈥檛 you?

The young lions

No matter how disapproving some readers have been about the, er, uninhibited behaviour of those young surveyors at the Matrics dinner in Mayfair, the youngsters themselves have caught the eye of a potential employer. A comment posted on 好色先生TV鈥檚 websites invites all the 鈥減rotagonists鈥� who are QSs with conceptual claims experience to pop their CVs in the post and consider moving on to pastures new. 鈥淚 will try and find them something more constructive to release their pent up energies on,鈥� promises Daniel Alcon, chairman of RICS UAE Group. That means he鈥檚 based in Dubai 鈥� plenty of top-notch hotels out there I hear, so make sure you pack your party hats 鈥�

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The hole truth

Ever had to dance with death on your way to the office thanks to giant holes in the streets during 鈥渆ssential road maintenance鈥�? Well, now the issue of semi-permanent temporary works has hit the courts. Civil CLC Construction is suing groundworks contractor McNicholas Construction in a row over fines for keeping streets dug up for too long. CLC has faced a series of fines for occupying sites for too long, and is trying to pass the pain to its subbie. I just hope all that time in court doesn鈥檛 mean the holes are left for any longer 鈥�

Anyone for Pidgley?

Such is the consolidation in the housebuilding sector that it鈥檚 only a matter of time before a firm as prestigious as Tony Pidgley鈥檚 Berkeley group gets snapped up by one of the new race of giants, isn鈥檛 it? Well apparently not. I hear that Pidgley has been a bit put out by the absence of firms knocking at his door. Not that he鈥檚 looking to sell up or anything 鈥�

Stef Stefanou: incurable romantic

Congratulations to Stef Stefanou of John Doyle Construction who has finally tied the knot with his partner of 18 years. Apparently Stef surprised his girlfriend Debbie with a wedding ceremony while they were on holiday in the Bahamas.

Chelsea triumphant

Well done to architect Chetwood Associates for swiping a gold medal at the Chelsea Flower Show. The winning display was based around its 鈥渦rban oasis鈥�, a large structure that responds to its environment rather like a plant. It consists of a central shaft to which metal branches are attached. These incorporate PV panels, which open and close the branches, and also supply electricity to pump water around the garden. Many people will be familiar with the structure 鈥� it spent some time in Clerkenwell in north London, Birmingham and even made an appearance at Mipim. The trouble is, Chetwood doesn鈥檛 know what to do with it next. It has booked it for a spell at Canary Wharf but after that it鈥檚 going spare. Are there any takers for an award-winning 12m high mechanical plant?